The numbers speak for themselves
Vault-backed numbers. No presentation-grade estimates. Each one is reconcilable to the founder's own reporting.
- PageSpeed Insights target for the presale storefront
- 95-98 PSI
- DoorDash delivery surfaced only in qualifying zip codes
- Zip-gated
- Two laser-engraved QR codes per tin
- Dual QR
Vanilla JavaScript only. No jQuery, no library, no framework. Stripped-down Dawn base. Minimal Liquid. Lazy loading. Minified JS and CSS. Only critical scripts above the fold. PageSpeed Insights target: 95-98 on mobile, which was set up front because expected traffic is over 90% smartphone.
SRC: Discovery call (vault transcript), 2026-01-01
DoorDash same-day delivery is offered only to buyers in Bay Area launch zip codes. A zip-code Shopify app gates the delivery option so the rest of the country never sees a fulfillment path the brand cannot honor at launch. Customer pays $10 toward a $15 cap; the brand pays the $5 difference.
SRC: Discovery call (vault transcript), 2026-01-01
Each aluminum tin carries two QR codes. QR1 is laser-engraved on the inside of the lid and triggers a friend-share landing page with a $5 incentive nudging toward the two-tin set. QR2 is on the back of the tin and points to a one-click reorder page that personalizes its offer after the third scan, using observed purchase cadence.
SRC: Discovery call (vault transcript), 2026-01-01
Stefan Tallow monthly revenue
The full homepage, shown two ways
Two side-by-side screenshots of the long homepage. Hover the desktop card to slowly scroll the screenshot top to bottom, so visitors see the entire page without leaving this one.
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Desktop · full homepage after rebuild
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Mobile-first after rebuild
How the engagement unfolded
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Presale catalog: one cart-enabled SKU + locked anchor + locked future sets
Catalog wiring -
Zip-code-gated DoorDash + GPL fulfillment integration
Fulfillment integration -
Dual-QR retention loop + Snowball influencer portal + Klaviyo email
Retention + influencer stack
What we built
What was holding them back?
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Presale storefront has to convert on mobile in seconds, not on a bloated theme
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Presale catalog needs a deliberate hierarchy of purchasable, anchor, and locked sets
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Same-day delivery only works inside a launch zone, not everywhere
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Retention has to live on the packaging, not just in email
Before and after
Funnel collapse: we removed a full page from the path to purchase.
What we built to fix it
Each fix maps to a specific lift in the funnel.
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Vanilla-JS stripped-Dawn build sized for the 95+ PageSpeed target
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Three-state presale catalog: purchasable, anchor, locked
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Zip-code-gated DoorDash + GPL fulfillment for the launch zone
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Dual-QR retention loop + Snowball + Klaviyo + ingredient SEO sub-pages
What it was built on
Tools picked for the job, not for the resume.
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Shopify BasicPlatform
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Stripped Dawn baseTheme
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Vanilla JavaScript onlyNo jQuery, no library, no framework
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DoorDash same-day deliveryZip-code-gated launch zone
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Shopify zip-code gating appDelivery option surface control
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SnowballInfluencer member portal
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KlaviyoEmail
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GPL San Francisco fulfillmentDecentralized fulfillment
Speed is a revenue lever, not a vanity score
Every Muscled build is engineered to the same standard. The numbers below are the published industry benchmarks we design against, not stand-ins for any one client's figures.
- +8.4%
- 2.4%
- +10-20%
SRC: DELOITTE / GOOGLE
SRC: SHOPIFY PERFORMANCE DATA
SRC: SHOPIFY MOBILE BENCHMARKS
// OUR PERFORMANCE GATE we don't ship unless field Core Web Vitals hold: LCP ≤ 2.5s · INP ≤ 200ms · CLS < 0.1 (p75, mobile)
The techniques behind a build like this
95+ PageSpeed mobile-first storefront
- Vanilla JS only
- Stripped Dawn base
- 95-98 PSI target
- No jQuery, no library, no framework
- Minimal Liquid
- Lazy loading
- Minified JS + CSS
- Critical scripts above the fold only
- No video on storefront
Three-state presale catalog
- One purchasable SKU
- Locked anchor
- Locked future sets
- Two-tin set as the only Add-to-Cart
- One-tin SKU as anchor price
- Three-tin + four-tin visible but locked
- Single buy path during presale
Zip-gated same-day delivery
- DoorDash inside launch zip codes
- Zip-code Shopify app gate
- GPL San Francisco fulfillment
- $15 delivery cap
- Buyer covers $10, brand covers $5
- No DoorDash surface outside launch zone
- Decentralized fulfillment
Dual-QR retention loop + influencer + email stack
- QR1 friend-share landing page
- QR2 one-click reorder page
- Cadence personalization on 3rd scan
- Laser-engraved QR codes per tin
- Friend $5 incentive + two-tin nudge
- Reorder thank-you offer
- Snowball influencer portal
- Klaviyo email
- Ingredient sub-pages for paid search
One build. Multiple markets.
Same theme code across markets, with localized pricing, currency, and region-specific content routed automatically.
United States — Bay Area launch zone
Presale storefront (public URL pending launch)United States — Bay Area launch zone screenshotServed from the same Shopify Markets build. Dedicated capture not included.
Every section, built mobile-first
The full build is many numbered sections, each designed for the phone first. The rail below shows a sample. Scroll horizontally to step through.
What the work delivered
Each number is reconcilable to the founder's own reporting.
- PageSpeed Insights target for the presale storefront
- 95-98 PSI
- DoorDash delivery surfaced only in qualifying zip codes
- Zip-gated
- Two laser-engraved QR codes per tin
- Dual QR
Vanilla JavaScript only. No jQuery, no library, no framework. Stripped-down Dawn base. Minimal Liquid. Lazy loading. Minified JS and CSS. Only critical scripts above the fold. PageSpeed Insights target: 95-98 on mobile, which was set up front because expected traffic is over 90% smartphone.
SRC: Discovery call (vault transcript), 2026-01-01
DoorDash same-day delivery is offered only to buyers in Bay Area launch zip codes. A zip-code Shopify app gates the delivery option so the rest of the country never sees a fulfillment path the brand cannot honor at launch. Customer pays $10 toward a $15 cap; the brand pays the $5 difference.
SRC: Discovery call (vault transcript), 2026-01-01
Each aluminum tin carries two QR codes. QR1 is laser-engraved on the inside of the lid and triggers a friend-share landing page with a $5 incentive nudging toward the two-tin set. QR2 is on the back of the tin and points to a one-click reorder page that personalizes its offer after the third scan, using observed purchase cadence.
SRC: Discovery call (vault transcript), 2026-01-01